I am 4.0238747553816 years old in dog years

I think the most troubling thing of this whole post is the part highlighted below


29 November 1980

Your date of conception was on or about 8 March 1980 which was a Saturday. - Aaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ok I didn't need to know that!!!!!

You were born on a Saturdayunder the astrological sign Sagittarius.Your Life path number is 4.
Your fortune cookie reads: If you would be loved, love and be lovable.

Life Path Compatibility:You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 2, 4, 8, 11 & 22.

You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 6 & 7.

You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 3, 5 & 9.

The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2444572.5.

The golden number for 1980 is 5.

The epact number for 1980 is 13.

The year 1980 was a leap year.

Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 2/16/1980 and ending 2/4/1981.

You were born in the Chinese year of the Monkey.

You were born in the Egyptian month of Menchir, the second month of the season of Poret (Emergence - Fertile soil).
Your date of birth on the Hebrew calendar is 22 Kislev 5741.

Or if you were born after sundown then the date is 23 Kislev 5741.

The Mayan Calendar long count date of your birthday is 12.18.7.8.8 which is12 baktun 18 katun 7 tun 8 uinal 8 kin

The date of Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 6 April 1980.

The date of Orthodox Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 6 April 1980.

The date of Ash Wednesday (the first day of Lent) on your birth year was Wednesday 20 February 1980.

The date of Whitsun (Pentecost Sunday) in the year of your birth was Sunday 25 May 1980.

The date of Whisuntide in the year of your birth was Sunday 1 June 1980.

As of 1/22/2009 9:31:19 PM ESTYou are 28 years old.
You are 338 months old.
You are 1,469 weeks old.
You are 10,281 days old.
You are 246,765 hours old.
You are 14,805,931 minutes old.
You are 888,355,879 seconds old.

Celebrities who share your birthday:
Jon Knight (1968)
Kim Delaney (1961)
Cathy Moriarty (1960)
Jeff Fahey (1956)
Howie Mandel (1955)
Garry Shandling (1949)
Chuck Mangione (1940)
Peter Bergman (1939)
John Mayall (1933)
Diane Ladd (1932)
Vin Scully (1927)
Madeline L'Engle (1918)
Adam Clayton Powell, Jr. (1908)
C.S. Lewis (1898)
Busby Berkeley (1895)
Louisa May Alcott (1832)

Top songs of 1980
Lady by Kenny Rogers
Upside Down by Diana Ross
Call Me by Blondie
Starting Over by John Lennon
Another Brick In the Wall by Pink Floyd
Crazy Little Thing Called Love by Queen
Rock with You by Michael Jackson
Magic by Olivia Newton-John
Funkytown by Lipps, Inc.
Another One Bites the Dust by Queen

Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 4.0238747553816 years old. (You're still chasing cats!)

Your lucky day is Thursday.

Your lucky number is 3.

Your ruling planet(s) is Jupiter & Neptune.

Your lucky dates are 3rd, 12th, 21st, 30th.

Your opposition sign is Gemini.Your opposition number(s) is 5.
Today is not one of your lucky days!
There are 311 days till your next birthdayon which your cake will have 29 candles.

Those 29 candles produce 29 BTUs,or 7,308 calories of heat (that's only 7.3080 food Calories!) .

You can boil 3.31 US ounces of water with that many candles.

In 1980 there were approximately 3.6 million births in the US.

In 1980 the US population was approximately 226,545,805 people, 64.0 persons per square mile.

In 1980 in the US there were 2,406,708 marriages (10.6%) and 1,182,000 divorces (5.2%)
In 1980 in the US there were approximately 1,990,000 deaths (8.8 per 1000)
In the US a new person is born approximately every 8 seconds.
In the US one person dies approximately every 12 seconds.
Your birthstone is Citrine -->The Mystical properties of Citrine
Citrine is said to help one connect with Spirit. Some lists consider these stones to be your birthstone. (Birthstone lists come from Jewelers, Tibet, Ayurvedic Indian medicine, and other sources)
Yellow Topaz, Pearl, DiamondYour birth tree is
Ash Tree, the Ambition
Uncommonly attractive, vivacious, impulsive, demanding, does not care for criticism, ambitious, intelligent, talented, likes to play with its fate, can be egoistic, very reliable and trustworthy, faithful and prudent lover, sometimes brains rule over heart, but takes partnership very serious.
There are 337 days till Christmas 2009!
The moon's phase on the day you wereborn was waning gibbous.