North Dakota!

This is the reason I have decided not to move back to North Dakota!

a winter poem- unknown
its winter in north dakota
and the gentle breezes blow
seventy miles an hour
at thirty five below

oh how i love north dakota
when the snows up to your butt
you take a breath of winter
and your nose gets frozen shut

yes the weather here is wonderful
so i guess i'll hang around
i could never leave north dakota
i'm frozen to the ground!!!!!